Roses are red
Flower is green
Nothing says “I love you”
Like THC!
The month of February has a way of sneaking up on you, in the way that January always seems to drag on forever. Well, guess what, it’s that time of year again! If the overabundant heart-shaped décor at Home Goods hasn’t tipped you off already – I’m here to remind you that it’s almost Valentine’s Day!
Whether you enjoy Valentine’s Day with a partner or in your own glorious company, you need to set the right mood. A little romantic lighting here, a little candlelit bubble bath there, and of course…some high-quality cannabis delivered to your door. If you’re already ordering a heart-shaped pizza for you and your boo, you might as well take one less trip and skip the dispensary.
Let us bring the mood to you!
Due to the upcoming Super Bowl weekend and the recent spike in COVID cases – couples are traveling less this season and are more likely to celebrate at home.
But that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop! Whether you are located within the Greater Sacramento Valley or not (where Cannagram is based), we have the perfect Valentine’s Day Cannabis Gift Guide for you. So, you don’t have to do the research yourself!
We’ve curated the following menu of cannabis products to make sure you (and your partner) really feel the love this Valentine’s Day.
Fall in Love with Cannabis-Infused Tinctures
First up on the list to support a romantic cannabis-themed Valentine’s Day is a surprisingly tasty tincture from Humboldt Apothecary.
-Love Potion No. 7
Before we get into the product, let’s discuss Humboldt Apothecary for a moment. If you haven’t explored their products before, this is a great reason to try them out. They are perfect for low-dose consumers who are looking to get their feet wet in the wide world of THC, as well as heavy hitters who need something a little more potent. Tinctures are great for couples (as opposed to edibles) because each person can dose themselves accordingly.
All of Humboldt Apothecary’s liquid THC and CBD-infused tinctures are made using a whole flower solventless process. The result is a full spectrum tincture, where all the different compounds in cannabis work together to create the effective mood you want to achieve.
But for this worldwide day of love, if it’s only appropriate to reach for the award-winning Love Potion No.7. Love Potion No. 7 is a rich blend of MCT oil, whole-flower cannabis extract as well as a few aromatic herbs and spices that result in a delicious cinnamon and cacao flavor. There are a variety of ways to use this sexy product! You can stick it directly under the tongue, squeeze a few drops into your morning coffee, or on top of your favorite dessert. It can even be used as a personal lubricant or libido enhancer!
It’s time to spice up your mood with Love Potion No. 7.
We are so convinced that you’re going to love it that we are offering a special deal on ALL Humboldt Apothecary products. Just enter code LOVEPOTION at checkout to get 20% off!
-Wild Strawberry Liquid Rocket Tincture
Don’t just SAY you love them – spray it!
This unique and delectable tincture from Cosmic Edibles can be used in a variety of ways. It comes with a spray pump so you can spray it into drinks, on top of desserts, or directly into your partner’s mouth if you like!
This cannabis-infused tincture includes 1000mg of THC per bottle and 13.3mg of THC per dose. It is also made with pure, real strawberry extracts and non-GMO ingredients to produce a fully plant-based tincture. As a bonus, it’s super tasty with zero sugar. Making it easy to incorporate into the perfect cannabis-themed Valentine’s Day!
The Valentine’s Day Gift that Keeps on Giving…Orgasms
-Weed lube
Sorry guys, this one is just for the ladies.
“Weed lube” is a common novelty item that gains popularity around Valentine’s Day. However, the tough part about a THC-enhanced personal lubricant is that you need to let the product sit on the skin for it to take full effect. And if you’ve ever experienced a lubricant that’s been allowed to dry…it gets quite…sticky. Not really the recipe for a good time.
Enter Her Highness “highly orgasmic” THC pleasure oil. The brand boasts that you can “make your romance novel fantasy a stimulating reality” when you supercharge your sex life with their ultra-premium cannabis-based female arousal oil. This should not be confused with a lubricant!
Using only a few pleasure-inducing drops, you can enhance any sexual experience (solo or with a partner). But how can this product possibly help to stimulate the ever-elusive female orgasm?
There are a few things at play here. First, we have CBD – a non-psychoactive compound found naturally in cannabis that helps with muscle relaxation. Then, it’s psychoactive sister, THC, comes in and works to increase blood flow. Her Highness also adds their special female arousal oil made from a South American medicinal plant extract known for increasing salivation or “wetness.”
When you put these powerhouse ingredients together with an olive oil base, you can only imagine what kind of female pleasure that means for your nether regions.
You won’t get high, but you just might have some of the best orgasms of your life.